Not The Flat, nor The Plane nor The Horizontal. No. The Hill. See what we were up against? We were up against a hill. If only I'd worn crampons, I'd have shaved a couple of strokes off my score (not telling you my score).
My name is Gary Sutherland and I'm a Hopeman man. It's in Scotland, near the top. I'm the author of three books and the inventor of vertigolf which hasn't quite taken off yet, but give it time. A former ice cream maker, shortbread maker and candy floss maker, I have cycled the length of Scotland and appeared on stage with Prince.
Was it like Hamburger Hill? Rife with lost Viet Cong and bunkered enlivened with Land mines?
ReplyDeleteA bit like that. More like the hill in The Thin Red Line, the one that goes on forever.
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